• Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
miss-debauchee:

fka-amaster:

possessing what I own

Yes please!!

miss-debauchee:

fka-amaster:

possessing what I own

Yes please!!

sneakinsidethedirtymind:

Hello there grabby hands.  ~A

sneakinsidethedirtymind:

Hello there grabby hands.  ~A

(via whatwouldyouwannadowithme)

motiya:

my aesthetic is looking mean as hell but being the nicest warmest person you ever met so you feel terrible for judging and become a better person thru it all

(via popunkasami)

rawsex:

suck n fuck

(via medic4hire)

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(via cheshiredmind)